JAIMITO AND ENGLISH CLASSES

 1° - Miss, what do you mean "why"?

       - Why?

       - By knowing.  

2° Jaimito was taking a walk with his grandfather and tells Jaimito;

- Grandfather buy me a lollipop.

Go grandfather bought it. Shortly after he fell to the ground and tells her:

- Jaimito, things do not fuck land

In this walk and is still the grandfather and falls and tells Louie;

- Jaimito, help me to get up

And is Jaimito and he responds:

- But Grandpa, I've said things that fall to the ground is not fuck


3° Jaimito is in kind of language and tells the teacher:

- Jaimito, tell me the present tense of the verb swim.

Jaimito cried out:
- I swim, Nadas YOU ...

The teacher says:
- Jaimito, PPlease, shorter.

- I dive, you dive, the dive ...     

4° In this class that Jaimito and tells the teacher:

- Jaimito, what's wrong?

- Do not know how to write the number 33, Miss.

- It's easy, first 3 and then another 3.

- Yes, ma'am, but do not know which of the two 3 is written first.  


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